I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Perhaps it's time change my routine
• It must just be my imagination
• I deserve a break

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's check here like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?